May 2012
76 posts
iphone420:
one time i smoked too much life and got really high
nintendoggystyle:
im replacing the holy bible with every beyonce lyric ever written
breadzepplin:
ive never been invited to a high school party
Struggling To Be Heard: bad-dominicana: why i need... →
bad-dominicana:
why i need to make a “deep, meaningful” point to just talk banal shit about how fabulous i and my pussy are. that shit is deep as fuck when youre hated and told you aint shit.
its deep as fuck for a whole album to be about “my black self and pussy are the fucking bomb” and…
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nicely dressed black men
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I wonder what it is like to be hot.
my favorite sex position is called the “bored and lonely” its when you sit at home and blog
infernalhomo:
when a person flirts with everyone but me
thatsoratchet:
my parents are so rude for giving me the ugly
Watch
theyellovvbrickroad:
wouldnt it be awkward if u were watching porn and recognized one of ur friends in it
huntwerk:
i’m pretty sure the only reason i’m single is because everyone’s mother told them not to touch things that are hot
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so much porn on my dash tonight...
i’ve been ruined
unfreshing:
nothing makes me feel uglier than the internet
aquus:
wow i wanna lose weight *grabs three slices of bread*
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strawberrydefjam:
Things would be a lot better if I was 20 pounds lighter and had a different face
donkjonah:
to infinity and beyonce
livinglovinoloca:
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and i’m like
that’ll be 3.99
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crying because 8 yr olds can dance better than I...
hollablackgurrl:
adolfphin:
HOW DID JASON DERULO EVEN BREAK HIS NECK
riding solo
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. We can put a stop to this. Please reblog.
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buttgenie2:
i clicked on my dashboard and i turned in my chair to look at my dad before it finished loading and my dad was staring at the screen so i turned back and there’s a gigantic penis
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i have too many socks
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